Episode 3: Cyberbullying is Saving our WORLD !!!

Hello friends! Welcome to our monthly livestream episode hosted by CyberBullying.net. In today’s session, we will discuss the future strategies for our organization. 

For newcomers, I would like to introduce you to the mission of our organization. Here, cyberbullying is considered the tool that will save our world. Cyberbullying is not bullying anyone, but punishing the people who deserve punishment.

To start us off, I would like to discuss one case with you all, and this is all true. This story happened in 2022 China between a delivery guy, John Liu, and his client, Mark Zhu. After John delivered the food, Mark gave him 100 RMB. How could we tolerate such behavior? It was a clear and blatant judgement of John’s occupation! If he was being kind, why didn’t he give 500, 1000, or even 10000? This “chain of contempt” in society needed to be eliminated immediately, which is why we are here.

Ladies and gentlemen, in our quest to eradicate the so-called "chain of contempt," our next strategy involves creating an army of keyboards, always ready to type. After all, what better way to save the world than by roasting those who tip less than generously for their delivered food?

Now, let's dive deeper into the John Liu and Mark Zhu issue. We all know that a mere 100 RMB is an insult to the noble profession of food delivery. Our cyberbullying initiative aims to teach Mark a lesson he will never forget. Prepare your keyboards, dear friends, for a barrage of memes and comments about Mark's apparent lack of generosity. It's time to show the world that tipping etiquette is a serious matter.

But, of course, we must not limit ourselves to this single incident. Our mission extends beyond food delivery tipping. Let's explore new horizons of cyber righteousness. Imagine a world where social media justice warriors monitor the internet, ready to ambush anyone who doesn't live up to their just, moral standards. Forget law enforcement; the real enforcers wear pajamas and wave their smartphones.

As we continue our journey, we will dive into the delicate art of crafting perfect comments. Our members will undergo rigorous training in the fine art of sarcasm. In our utopia, a well-timed and eloquently phrased insult is worth a thousand likes.

Now, some skeptics may argue that cyberbullying is a negative force in society. They might claim that it brings toxicity and contributes to a hostile online environment. They would be wrong, unequivocally.  Our research shows that cyberbullying is merely a misunderstood form of love. It toughens people up, thickens their virtual skin, and ensures that they emerge from the online battlefield as stronger, more resilient individuals. Just think about the impact it will have on individuality and our ability to take care of ourselves! Our government will be so happy not to have to dedicate taxpayers money to public services because people will finally be helping themselves!

Looking at our future, CyberBullying.net will not only be an organization but a movement – a movement that challenges societal norms, redefines kindness, and elevates the art of online criticism to new heights. We cast a path towards a world where everyone is held accountable for their digital deeds.

So, my fellow cyber crusaders, as we embark on this journey, remember that our mission is to reshape the fabric of how we interact on the internet, and by proxy, in our daily lives. Together, we usher in a new era of the internet. Onward, to a brighter future! Keep cyberbullying!