Diagnosis
Written by Emma Wrieden from Russell Sage College - Troy, NY
I’m sorry to hear that
But it could be worse
You don’t look that sick
Must be “nice” not to work
My friend has what you have
And she seems just fine,
I knew someone who had
What you have but they passed.
Have you tried yoga?
You just need fresh air,
Try crystals, go vegan,
Make sure you try prayer.
Don’t listen to doctors
They just want to push meds,
But make sure you just don’t eat
Dairy or bread.
I’m tired too, I know just how you feel,
I can sell you some oils
They’re the best way to “heal.”
Remember the key to your health is
Your mind, just think positively
And you’ll be just “fine”.